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REMEDY FOR HENRY'S DISEASE
REQUIRED ELEMENTS + Essence of Romania + Groove of mans head + Old Pokinaw Sun Garbage + Irish Plunger Sauce + Wad of Monkey + Red lung gum + Spitting shitter + Spanish carpet + Large melting pot + Mouth enlargement springs + Bunson burner PROCEDURES 1. pour about a third of the essence of romania in the groove of the mans head 2. pack the groove with old pokinaw sun garbage 3. put your filthy gash agains the groove and suck out the sun garbage and blow it to the ground 4. in a well ventelated shed or enclosed box (coffin, car trunk) place the melting pot on the bunson burner 5. Place aproximetely all the monkey wad and red lung gum into the melting pot and stir once 6. While the stuff melts, do the following: 6a. layout the spanish carpet adjacent to the box you are melting in. 6b.Setup the spitting shitter on top of the spanish carpet 6c. Adjust the mechanism to accept hot pokinaw sun trash. Be sure to attach the square marcy bracket of the high pressure sodiated suck pump to the bottom orbal oriface, and not the other way round. 7. Add the rest of the pokinaw sun trash to the melting pot and turn up the flame heat to get a boil going 8. Pour 1/2 the Irish plunger sauce into 4 metal flasks, each half the size of the other. 9. Drink the tallest flask of irish plunger sauce and recite the Danish Creed of Faces. 10. Position yourself under the spitting shitter and reach up and tilt the boiling melting pot contents into the spitting shitters load hole on top CAUTION: YOU COULD DIE FROM HERE OUT IF THE PROCEDURE DOESNT WORK 11. Insert the mouth enlargement springs and connect your mouth to the spitting shitter external secretion port 12. Turn on the spitting shitter to process the boiling materials. Push the GO button and the material will pump into your body at 100 kilograms a second. When full, push the STOP button, 13. Detach your mouth from the port and rinse your head in plunger sauce. Remain on the spanish carpet. 14. place your head in a bag and tie it off around your neck. Vomiting will begin almost immediately and last from 1 to 24 hours. Do not remove the bag. 15. In most cases, after the vomit is cleared the patient may find the horrible gash of a face emerge into a muddled composition, but stable and unchanging. There is a risk of death (76%). |
HENRY'S DISEASE
PROBLEM REPORT "In the morning the thing on my shoulders looks like a suck pump is pullling my face through my head from the rear. My nose dissapears in a black hole type episode. About mid morning the hole closes and becomes a gash. Later in the early evening, my face pops back out and i regain my sexy, sweet facial look and feel. Every day I go through this hell - what the F is this business ?" - half-n-half RemedyLine Reponse: Hold the boat captain ! another case of Henry's Disease. Half -n-half, that horrific gash and the broken suck hole are tell tale signs of the big H. But take heart, RemedyLine can help. Follow the Henry's Disease remedy and you just might get a date for the prom !. |
REMEDY FOR SHITTY TITS DISEASE
VOMITUS ERECTUS PROCEDURE REQUIRED ELEMENTS + Circlular cutting bra + Portuguese vibrating suck fryer + Prosthetic Wheel + Piper Lateral Mole Pope Device + Spool of Sobuless + Protein Hypodermic + Shaft Hammer + Crack Hummer + Sodium Sorbital + Edible Deodarant Stick PROCEDURES 1. In Progress |
SHITTY TITS DISEASE
PROBLEM REPORT My tits hang like shitbuckets. I eat whiskey bacon and camp in my shorts because my tits are so horiffically shitty. Is there a remedy for my condition besides a sharp knife and an hour of courage? -boobflu RemedyLine Reponse: But of course ! there are many options. For you boobflu, and with due consideration to your pentiant for bacon and slum camping, we recommend Vomitus Erectus Procedure. Find a large sealed room and proceed as recommended herein. |
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