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Jesus was afraid of people named Vladmir
Most things are dead or dying
Flowers grow best when planted near bells
The Earths Mantle contains 3% Bacon
Noah's arc was discovered in a Pittsburgh sewer, changing everything
Hindu's vibrate automatically
Giraffe Butter is the national food of Nairobi
Gravy flows upstream in the desert
A Hispanic ape-like creature sucked a hole 80 miles deep in Mia Pueblita
Pokinaw Sun Trash packs neatly into the groove of a mans head
If you put your head on the counter and roll it with a pin, your vision will improve
Indian Elephants share pelvis traits with humanoids
Dropping a TV 12 stories releases the same energy as the groove of a mans head packed with Sun Trash
Thrust Gargling was invented by Glen Campbell
Some things are closer than you are to something
If you eat paper with the word "I Can Fly" written on it, you still can't fly from a rooftop
If you are becoming increasingly concerned then reflexively destroying is best path for maximum impact
If you enjoy being crushed you can't avert being crushed
If your hair is parted correctly, then from a high place you can see the back of your own head
Bricks were first created in Bangladesh as food for the retarded
In 1973, a US born hippie drove a specially designed camper into the heart of the sun
Nelson Mandela was related to Helen Keller
Men are wider near the equator
Mayonnaise and paper can be substituted for velvet and onion
Walmart has purchased Africa
10 million people are found dead each year by the side of the road
Eggs from Romania have a led membrane
Most things are dead or dying
Flowers grow best when planted near bells
The Earths Mantle contains 3% Bacon
Noah's arc was discovered in a Pittsburgh sewer, changing everything
Hindu's vibrate automatically
Giraffe Butter is the national food of Nairobi
Gravy flows upstream in the desert
A Hispanic ape-like creature sucked a hole 80 miles deep in Mia Pueblita
Pokinaw Sun Trash packs neatly into the groove of a mans head
If you put your head on the counter and roll it with a pin, your vision will improve
Indian Elephants share pelvis traits with humanoids
Dropping a TV 12 stories releases the same energy as the groove of a mans head packed with Sun Trash
Thrust Gargling was invented by Glen Campbell
Some things are closer than you are to something
If you eat paper with the word "I Can Fly" written on it, you still can't fly from a rooftop
If you are becoming increasingly concerned then reflexively destroying is best path for maximum impact
If you enjoy being crushed you can't avert being crushed
If your hair is parted correctly, then from a high place you can see the back of your own head
Bricks were first created in Bangladesh as food for the retarded
In 1973, a US born hippie drove a specially designed camper into the heart of the sun
Nelson Mandela was related to Helen Keller
Men are wider near the equator
Mayonnaise and paper can be substituted for velvet and onion
Walmart has purchased Africa
10 million people are found dead each year by the side of the road
Eggs from Romania have a led membrane