eV MUSIC REVIEWS
Grass Bladder: Loaded and Cocked
initially mired in red tape becuase of certain porn-related rights, Loaded and Cocked was eventully released with 18 minutes censored out. "Piss Off" said Jute Loletto "i'm not redoing the master tape with some fagged up language...let it fly cut up like a dead cat in the alley" . At first I was dubious about this trimester album from cult band Grass Bladder what with the missing content - but I was soon delighted - what remains had me in a sweating, shaking coma like state and I spent the following day in the ER. That's just the first listen ! |
Mercy Flush Records releases
Psychotic Music Compliation MCR announced Thursday they will be releasing a much anticipated compilation of music from there ancient and deep collection of psychotic music. "This is music that if listened to can make you psychotic" said Gromus Shee program manager for MCR "This release will also include several samples of our psychotic and retarded person sound library . |
Hindu Dish Mint debuts "Daddy's Lower Half"
"Unpleasantly Fresh" is what DJ's around the poles are calling Papa's Lower Half the latest release from Milpitas California based Electro-death-oompa band Hindu Dishmint. Downloads from the bands website are picking up with a reported 500 paid downloads since release on Saturday. "It's not about the money or even the music" said Atta Gagalone "Its about proximity to the crapper when I gotta blow in half with stomach gas". Atta and the band are playing at the National Mobile Restroom Gala in Bottlewheel Az next February |
Linoleum Hat's "Blood Bubble" is
Unparalleled Failure From golden boys to rock bottom, fan and management agree that Blood Bubble the 9 song suite from the Linoleuam Hat just released on Tuesday, is at best a let down to fans, at worst a depressing event of life threatening proportion. "Its this worst trash ever from this cadre of foriegn drug addled former musicians" |
Hold Me While I Go
Reach Around Felchini Meatball Mercy Flushe Kentucky Pain Shitvail Valley of Skin thrust gargle teastain ballblood dorjam dicksplit |
vomit college
daddys lower half worry wagon eifel strife burma dirty change my torture loose at eleven free peoples debris jet fat child goblett pubic coke can |